RELUCTANT PRESS

I made sure not to have any children with my second and third husbands! I'd never keep track of my offspring!

Am I tired of living? I ask myself that question whenever I think of those who aged and died. The answer is no, I love being alive, young, vivacious, and vital. Of course, I'm not afraid of death, I've seen it too often. When my time comes, I'll go with no regrets. But I hope it's a long time off.

I have made arrangements for my main heir, the fortunate male who will receive the curse. I have no feeling that my time is near, but I must be ready. I have also set up endowments for my offspring.

Since the death of my third husband three years ago, I have decided not to remarry. There are too many willing men out there to tie myself down to one. I must admit that I am a nymphomaniac, but then I've never left a man unsatisfied, or any woman for that matter. Life couldn't be better!

Since I still look the part, last year I re-enrolled in the eleventh grade. This way, I have a very wide range of horny guys in the sixteen to eighteen age range to satisfy my lust. I have yet to have a complaint.

I choose guys that are on the small side, trying to be tough and masculine with no trace of being a sissy, much like I was back before I received the curse.

Maybe, just maybe, one of my young lovers will receive the curse. I hope so. I know the boy will eventually appreciate what I give him! He'll experience his very own very own "mishap(pening)”.

RELUCTANT PRESS

Elizabeth Anne Nelson, Editor POB 2767

Dale City, VA., 22193

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